Here's an imaginary tube map of Leeds

A detail from Rich Daley's Leeds Tube map.

What do you do when you move to a new city that doesn't have its own metro network? Easy: you invent one.

That, at least, is what Rich Daley did, when he moved to Leeds in 2010. "I'm a huge fan of the metro systems in cities like London, Paris and Berlin," he told CityMetric. "They’re so entrenched in the public consciousness that you think of parts of the city in terms of their locations on the metro map,  rather than their location in reality."

Leeds, though, has no such system to provide a mental map (the government spent £40m planning the modestly-named Leeds Supertram system before cancelling it in 2005). So Daley decided to invent his own, "to provide the same kind of mnemonic" as the London Underground map. It worked, too: "I regularly find myself thinking about where or how to get to parts of the city in terms of the Tube Map."

You can see a detail of the map, showing Leeds city centre, above. To see the whole thing, click on the map below.

How did you decide where the routes should go?

A lot of staring at Google Satellite view to work out where the population centres were and how to link them together. Most of the stations are located in these kinds of organically occurring hubs where shops and services appear. After that I got a lot of feedback on Twitter and connected some places up that weren't on there before. People are still very passionate about how the fictional Tube should look!

Leeds is part of a bigger conurbation, including Bradford, Huddersfield, Wakefield... Why aren’t they on the map?

I wanted to start with Leeds since that's where I live, and maybe work outwards. The Leeds-Bradford line was the first attempt at this, connecting the airport and the Tube network with Shipley station, which functions as a kind of hub for the Bradford borough.

Since Gordon Brown's time there's been talk of something called (awful name) the "Leeds City Region", which places the city in the middle of a larger megalopolis of nine boroughs, rather like Manhattan is in New York City. I like the idea but I'd call it something like the Aire & Calder Metropolis myself – else you'd never get people in Bradford, York and Wakefield on board.


What's the city's real transport network like?

We are basically still in the dark ages. Most routes are only accessible by buses, which are controlled almost exclusively by FirstBus's virtual monopoly.

The local rail network is really good, but provides connections only to very specific parts of Leeds and West Yorkshire: most of the pre-Beeching lines haven't been built on, but the stations are long gone. Leeds City Station itself is one of the busiest stations in Britain outside London, and it simply can't cope with the number of passengers: the Manchester-Salford central zone, by contrast, has five, not including all the tram stations.

There's a big plan for something called NGT ("New generation Transport") in the next few years. It's  a trolleybus with just one line, and it's met opposition from all sides. The right says it’s a waste of money and will clog up Otley Road; the left says it's a glorified bus. The public inquiry has been going on for months and months.

So is this the map finished?

This is version 3: I keep updating it either as I discover more about the city, or someone alerts me to an area I haven't served well. Look at the map now, I realise that it says “Leeds Metropolitan University” when that's now “Leeds Beckett University”, and it also fails to include the forthcoming HS2 New Lane Station. So maybe there'll be a v4 soon.

Spotted a fantasy tube map of your own city? Whiling away the hours drawing your own, and now ready to show the world? Drop us a line.

 
 
 
 

Everybody hates the Midlands, and other lessons from YouGov’s latest spurious polling

Dorset, which people like, for some reason. Image: Getty.

Just because you’re paranoid, the old joke runs, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. By the same token: just because I’m an egomaniac, doesn’t mean that YouGov isn’t commissioning polls of upwards of 50,000 people aimed at me, personally.

Seriously, that particular pollster has form for this: almost exactly a year ago, it published the results of a poll about London’s tube network that I’m about 98 per cent certain* was inspired by an argument Stephen Bush and I had been having on Twitter, at least partly on the grounds that it was the sort of thing that muggins here would almost certainly write up. 

And, I did write it up – or, to put it another way, I fell for it. So when, 364 days later, the same pollster produces not one but two polls, ranking Britain’s cities and counties respectively, it’s hard to escape the suspicion that CityMetric and YouGuv are now locked in a co-dependent and potentially abusive relationship.

But never mind that now. What do the polls tell us?

Let’s start with the counties

Everybody loves the West Country

YouGov invited 42,000 people to tell it whether or not they liked England’s 47 ceremonial counties for some reason. The top five, which got good reviews from between 86 and 92 per cent of respondents, were, in order: Dorset, Devon, Cornwall, North Yorkshire and Somerset. That’s England’s four most south westerly counties. And North Yorkshire.

So: almost everyone likes the South West, though whether this is because they associate it with summer holidays or cider or what, the data doesn’t say. Perhaps, given the inclusion of North Yorkshire, people just like countryside. That would seem to be supported by the fact that...


Nobody really likes the metropolitan counties

Greater London was stitched together in 1965. Nine years later, more new counties were created to cover the metropolitan areas of Manchester, Liverpool (Merseyside), Birmingham (the West Midlands), Newcastle (Tyne&Wear), Leeds (West Yorkshire and Sheffield (South Yorkshire). Actually, there were also new counties covering Teesside (Cleveland) and Bristol/Bath (Avon), too, but those have since been scrapped, so let’s ignore them.

Not all of those seven counties still exist in any meaningful governmental sense – but they’re still there for ’ceremonial purposes’, whatever that means. And we now know, thanks to this poll, that – to the first approximation – nobody much likes any of them. The only one to make it into the top half of the ranking is West Yorkshire, which comes 12th (75 per cent approval); South Yorkshire (66 per cent) is next, at 27th. Both of those, it may be significant, have the name of a historic county in their name.

The ones without an ancient identity to fall back on are all clustered near the bottom. Tyne & Wear is 30th out of 47 (64 per cent), Greater London 38th (58 per cent), Merseyside 41st (55 per cent), Greater Manchester 42nd (53 per cent)... Not even half of people like the West Midlands (49 per cent, placing it 44th out of 47). Although it seems to suffer also from the fact that...

Everybody hates the Midlands

Honestly, look at that map:

 

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The three bottom rated counties, are all Midlands ones: Leicestershire, Northamptonshire and Bedfordshire – which, hilariously, with just 40 per cent approval, is a full seven points behind its nearest rival, the single biggest drop on the entire table.

What the hell did Bedfordshire ever do to you, England? Honestly, it makes Essex’s 50 per cent approval rate look pretty cheery.

While we’re talking about irrational differences:

There’s trouble brewing in Sussex

West Sussex ranks 21st, with a 71 per cent approval rating. But East Sussex is 29th, at just 65 per cent.

Honestly, what the fuck? Does the existence of Brighton piss people off that much?

Actually, we know it doesn’t because thanks to YouGov we have polling.

No, Brighton does not piss people off that much

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A respectable 18th out of 57, with a 74 per cent approval rating. I guess it could be dragged up by how much everyone loves Hove, but it doesn’t seem that likely.

London is surprisingly popular

Considering how much of the national debate on these things is dedicated to slagging off the capital – and who can blame people, really, given the state of British politics – I’m a bit surprised that London is not only in the top half but the top third. It ranks 22nd, with an approval rating of 73 per cent, higher than any other major city except Edinburgh.

But what people really want is somewhere pretty with a castle or cathedral

Honestly, look at the top 10:

City % who like the city Rank
York 92% 1
Bath 89% 2
Edinburgh 88% 3
Chester 83% 4
Durham 81% 5
Salisbury 80% 6
Truro 80% 7
Canterbury 79% 8
Wells 79% 9
Cambridge 78% 10

These people don’t want cities, they want Christmas cards.

No really, everyone hates the Midlands

Birmingham is the worst-rated big city, coming 47th with an approval rating of just 40 per cent. Leicester, Coventry and Wolverhampton fare even worse.

What did the Midlands ever do to you, Britain?

The least popular city is Bradford, which shows that people are awful

An approval rating of just 23 per cent. Given that Bradford is lovely, and has the best curries in Britain, I’m going to assume that

a) a lot of people haven’t been there, and

b) a lot of people have dodgy views on race relations.

Official city status is stupid

This isn’t something I learned from the polls exactly, but... Ripon? Ely? St David’s? Wells? These aren’t cities, they’re villages with ideas above their station.

By the same token, some places that very obviously should be cities are nowhere to be seen. Reading and Huddersfield are conspicuous by their absence. Middlesbrough and Teesside are nowhere to be seen.

I’ve ranted about this before – honestly, I don’t care if it’s how the queen likes it, it’s stupid. But what really bugs me is that YouGov haven’t even ranked all the official cities. Where’s Chelmsford, the county town of Essex, which attained the dignity of official city status in 2012? Or Perth, which managed at the same time? Or St Asaph, a Welsh village of 3,355 people? Did St Asaph mean nothing to you, YouGov?

Jonn Elledge is the editor of CityMetric. He is on Twitter as @jonnelledge and on Facebook as JonnElledgeWrites.

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*A YouGov employee I met in a pub later confirmed this, and I make a point of always believing things that people tell me in pubs.