CityMetric Advent 1: Manchester's 30-year history of creepy giant Santas

The Christmas market in Manchester's Albert Square. Image: Manchester City council.

We love Christmas round here. Bloody love it. Honestly, it's been a constant battle of will not to have that Fairytale of New York (city themed Christmas song, innit) blaring out since about 15 October. Anyway, to celebrate the imminent arrival of our lord Santa, we've decided to do a Christmas themed post every day until the big day. Think of it as a sort of advent calendar, only with municipal government policy instead of chocolate.

To kick us off, we've decided to take a look at Manchester's long and distinguished history of oh my god what is that thing my god it's eating the mayor.

Image courtesy of Luke Montague on Flickr, licenced under creative commons.

Installing the giant Santa on the side of the Town Hall has been a Mancunian tradition since the mid 1980s. The city's first Santa came in the form of an 80-foot blow up doll, which clung to the corner of the clock tower like he really, really liked it:

Image courtesy of Manchester Archives+ on Flickr, licenced under creative commons.

That one, in the words of the Manchester Evening News:

was pensioned off because after six years he was “worn out and shabby”.

But even before then he had suffered the indignity of losing air on several occasions and had to undergo frequent surgery to repair him.

Stone gargoyles were responsible for wounding Santa on at least two occasions.

Gotta watch those gargoyles.

After a while, then, he was replaced by this guy, who looks much jollier, at least until he gets hungry.

Image courtesy of Duncan Hull on Flickr, licenced under creative commons.

That Santa, too, was retired in 2007. These days, the city instead uses a giant illuminated yellow chap:

Image courtesy of Raver Mikey on Flickr, licenced under creative commons.

He’s affectionately known as the "Zippy Santa", after a certain kid's TV character.

Image courtesy of Raver Mikey on Flickr, licenced under creative commons.

This Santa, luckily, isn't nightmarish in any way, so-

Image courtesy of Constant Weader on Flickr, licenced under creative commons.


Yeah, so anyway, if you have kids, maybe best to avoid Manchester city centre for the next few weeks, eh?

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